Achieve Inner Peace. Misplace Outer Self.

One warm, sunny beach day, you're lounging at your favorite tanning spot, catching spiritual ocean energies.

Next thing you know, a brief moment of nautical nirvana displaces you across the sand and you find yourself becoming one with the shells.

At Island Jay, we understand the road to spiritual enlightenment is traveled one out-of-beach-chair experience at a time.

So, we've made it easier for the average "beachwalker" to be lost, found, and returned in case of serious coastal illumination.

Introducing every nautical napper's favorite beaching aid:

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Consider This Your Emergency Contact Information

Should you become separated from your flip-flops, coconut drink, or preferred patch of sand, this shirt provides very clear instructions to any responsible adult who happens to find you.

No paperwork. No complicated rescue operation.

Just locate the nearest beach chair, point it toward the sunset, and leave you there until further notice.

For a limited time, the new design is 20% OFF while we celebrate its release.

SALE ENDS MIDNIGHT SUNDAY, AUGUST 30.

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We'd write more, but our Beach Recovery Team just reported another missing vacationer somewhere near the tiki bar.

They'll probably turn up.

See you on the island, Island Jay

P.S. If you're currently reading this from a beach chair, congratulations. No rescue is necessary.

20% OFF 'IF FOUND RETURN TO THE NEAREST BEACH CHAIR'

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair Tank Top

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair Hoodie

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair Long Sleeve Shirt

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair Sweatshirt

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair T-Shirt

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair WOMEN'S V-Neck T-Shirt

If Found Return To The Nearest Beach Chair Large Tote

SEE ALL ON SALE:

NEW DRINKS WELL WITH OTHERS PARROTS 20% OFF

NEW EAT, BEACH, SLEEP, REPEAT 20% OFF

NEW VACATION STAFF SALE 20% OFF

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