YOUR BOSS SUCKS!
COME WORK FOR US.
We’ve reviewed your résumé.
Frankly, we don’t care about your résumé.
Can you sit near a body of water and determine whether a cold beverage requires further research?
You’re hired.
For the FINAL 3 DAYS of our sale, we’re opening up several highly questionable positions in the Island Jay Vacation Staff:
🏝️ Chief Relaxation Officer
🍹 Beverage Research Officer — NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS
Both positions offer competitive benefits, including:
- No meetings before happy hour
- Unlimited field research
- Extremely casual Fridays
- A management team that strongly discourages productivity
20% OFF
Chief Relaxation Officer + Beverage Research Officer
No interview. No drug test. No uncomfortable conversation with HR.
Just show up ready to work considerably less hard.
Applications close when the sale does:
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27 @ MIDNIGHT
After that, Human Resources goes back to the beach.
Island Jay
Equal Opportunity Employer of Beach Bums, Happy Hour Professionals & People Who Have Had Enough of Their Actual Boss
20% OFF CHIEF RELAXATION OFFICER
20% OFF BEVERAGE RESEARCH OFFICER
Beverage Research Officer Staff Shirt Large Tote
20% OFF CASTLE INSPECTION AGENCY
20% OFF VACATION IS MY FAVORITE SEASON
20% OFF SUN. SAND. SOMETHING COLD
20% OFF SAVE ME A BEACH CHAIR
20% OFF CLASSIC ISLAND JAY WORDS
FIND YOUR FAVORITE DESIGN BELOW
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